All Entries Tagged With: "Columbia Missouri"
Kim English goes Pro and changes name
Columbia, MO—Mizzou basketball star Kim English has decided to change his name to Kim Spanish and turn pro to play basketball in Mexico. The announcement has left the Tiger basketball nation reeling. Terms of the deal are still be negotiated but a large percentage of his pay will be in the form of burritos. However, [...]
Google’s Fiber Could Make Columbia Go 100x Faster
Columbia, MO—Local government officials have unanimously approved a resolution to support the city’s participation in the Google Fiber Communities project to increase “download regularity”. “Chronic web constipation is a problem I face everyday. Getting stopped up while downloading a movie is something I just can’t stomach,” said Joey Saddle, sophomore at the University of Missouri. [...]
Local Video Store takes on Netflix, Redbox
Columbia, MO – A local movie rental company believes their business model is sound. It just needed some tweaking to compete with Netflix and Redbox in the Mid-Missouri market. “People love shopping at video rental stores,” said local Movie Holla’ Manager Dewey Dom. “The drive to the store, the smell of it, arguing with friends [...]
CoMO Reportedly Forced Into Time Warp
Columbia, MO—Local residents were reportedly forced into a strange and unexpected time warp Sunday which may be linked to an ancient tradition of sun worship. Several residents experienced the movement of time and space by exactly one hour. “I woke up and started getting ready when I noticed that my phone and computer clocks were [...]
